The Gospel According to Compton
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Female 20 Years Old Pittsburgh 
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| Status: | Single |
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comptonasswoo's Blurbs
About Me:
Junior at the University of Pittsburgh. Get to know me. I don't think you'll regret it.comptonasswoo's Posts
Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?
they’re like
you’re burning us alive
our insides are melting
hELP US
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(Source: beardymcflannelpants, via my-life-as-lesbian)
horton hears a what
horton hears a who
horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady
(via girlsandferrets)
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Zooey Deschanel:
Is that rain?
Siri:
What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel:
Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri:
...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel:
Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri:
Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel:
Remind me to clean up.
Siri:
Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel:
Tomorrow.
Siri:
I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel:
Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri:
I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel:
Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri:
I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel:
*dances*
Siri:
Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
